Run for Your Lives, the President Nominated Judge Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court

With the announcement of Judge Kavanaugh’s nomination to the supreme court, there is now a 99 percent chance that the sky will indeed fall. The panic triggered by this nomination is real, and Americans should heed the call to beware of the peril and palpable threat to their freedom that lies ahead. Americans should grab their children, loved ones, and anyone else in their care and take them to a place of safety as the country prepares for the doom that is about to befall it if this judge is indeed confirmed by the Senate. The rights that we have enjoyed as Americans are about to be trampled by this extremist whose only interest, should he be confirmed, is to slowly dismantle the progress that we have made over the last one hundred years or so, and particularly in the last few decades. His record does not matter. Just by virtue of his selection by Trump, we know that he despises women, hates the poor, has contempt for the working class, wants to eat babies, throw old people off the cliff, and take away health care while simultaneously trampling on the rights of every minority group in America. 

According to reliable sources in the Democrat Party, one of the first things that this despicable human being plans to do is collaborate with the other conservative Justices on the court to turn the United States into a “Hand Maids Tale” like dystopian hell hole where womens’ main purpose is to bare the children of, and be subservient to the men who rule over them. As a direct result of Judge Kavanaugh’s nomination to the Supreme Court, women are about to lose the freedoms that they have worked so hard to achieve over the years.  The Democrats are simply fulfilling their obligation to sound the alarm, and ensure that Americans know of the dark future that is ahead. Through this nomination, the evil President and his cohorts in the Republican Party are about to enshrine a repressive agenda on the American people, and ensure that Americas first dictatorship is established. In the words of the great Hollywood intellectual giant Joss Whedon, as he so eloquently stated “even CONSIDERING this nomination will cement the first American dictatorship.” No hyperbole in that statement ladies and gentlemen. Anyone who refuses to heed the words of this intellectual giant is a fool.

Our very freedoms are at stake, and life as we know it in the United States is about to change forever. Of course, the impending doom that is about to come upon us was supposed to happen after the selection of Judge Robert Bork to the supreme court back in 1988, but the Democrat Party successfully nipped that selection, and stopped the evil Robert Bork from assuming a seat on the Supreme Court. The noble Ted Kennedy, who literally once left a woman to drown in his car, and never bothered to call the police or anyone for help, then calmly went to bed as the young woman was left to die at the bottom of a lake, ensured that Judge Bork’s nomination to the court was not successful.  Kennedy warned America that “Robert Bork’s America is a land in which women would be forced into back-alley abortions, blacks would sit at segregated lunch counters, rogue police could break down citizens’ doors in midnight raids, schoolchildren could not be taught about evolution, writers and artists could be censored at the whim of the Government, and the doors of the Federal courts would be shut on the fingers of millions of citizens for whom the judiciary is — and is often the only — protector of the individual rights that are the heart of our democracy.”

We can thank our lucky stars, and the bravery of the noble  Kennedy. Did we mention by the way that he left a woman to drown in his car at the bottom of a lake? This is the same Ed Kennedy who was also involved in the infamous “waitress sandwich” incident with that other noble stalwart Democrat Chris Dodd.  Because of his bravery however, we escaped the gloom of a country under judge Bork. The threat persisted nevertheless, and America as we know it was also supposed to come to an end under the extreme philosophy of Judge Clarence Thomas, Justice John Roberts, Justice Samuel Alito and more recently Justice Neil Gorsuch, all of whom actually made it to the bench of the Supreme Court. We can go even further back, all the way back to the 1970s and find a record of those freedom fighting, freedom loving Democrats warning the country of the threat to our Democracy because of a judge nominated to the Supreme Court by a Republican President. This time however the danger is real, the gloom and doom is really about to overtake us. We know that the Democrat Party can be trusted, right? They care so much!

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