Y. T. McWhitey speaks (and you better listen)

Hi, my name is Y. T. McWhitey. Friends and enemies alike call me Y. T. I have a confession to make. I have white privilege! Not because there is anything special about me or anything. Given the color of my skin it’s a no brainer that I have white privilege. But of course you already knew that. I am white after all. Ahh…it feels so liberating to say that. It’s kind of strange…it also gives me a feeling of…of…of virtue…a feeling of…superiority even.

I know what you are thinking. As a white person, I need to be careful about feelings of superiority, after all did I not just confess that I have white privilege…a touch of racism even. You don’t understand. I feel superior to other white people who do not understand their own white priviege and racist tendencies. That’s the difference.

This puts me a in position to lecture fellow white people, while gaining browning poin…uh…credibility in the black community. Whenever I get the opportunity, I love to point out the racism of other white racists, who loves to hate, hate, hate.

Many times my confrere white brethren would protest and tell me that they are not racist. They point to the way they actually treat people as evidence that they are not racist. That is when I point out to them that it does not matter how they treat people. They must be aware of their unconscious racism. That is when they get really confused.

All that nonesense spoken by the great Dr. Marting Luther King about judging people by the content of their character does not apply to white people. White people must be assessed as a group.

Let me explain how white privilege works.

One time, a black colleague and a white colleague of mine were arguing about something none work related. My white colleague got so frustrated with my black colleague that he told him he is ignorant and needs to shut up. I had to step in and remind my white colleague that as a privileged white male he should not be calling people of colour ignorant, neither should he tell them to shut up. Who was he to deny that black man his truth? To be honest that black colleague is a real jerk and half the time he opens his mouth, he really does not know what the heck he is talking about, but that is beside the point. Because we possess white privilege we cannot treat black people as equals. They must be treated with kids gloves.

In another instance, I had to explain to a young executive how white privilege works. He was telling me how hard he worked and how much he sacrificed to get where he is. I, Y. T. McWhitey had to bring him down a notch by explaining to him that he should not feel to proud of his so called “accomplishments.”

You see, his great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather once owned slaves. As a descendant of these evil slave owners, it did not matter that he had to work two jobs, survive on a diet of Ramen Noodles, and struggle to pay his rent while he was in college. The many nights he spent burning the midnight oil studying hard had very little to do with his success in life. He needed to understand that he was the recipient of white privilege, and it was my privilege…(heh heh, get it? Privilege!) to let him know.

White people also need to understand that it is never ok to laugh at people of color…ok? It does not matter how funny you might think it is. It…is…not…cool! One more time, as a white person, you do not make fun of people of color.

One time I had to pull my BFF aside and chastize him for laughing at a black man’s hear style. True, it was a god awful hair style that made the black dude look like he was straight out of a 1860s circus side show, but that’s his culture. It really upset me to see how insensitive my BFF could be, but I let him know, it was not ok. No one has the right to chuckle at that, especially a privileged white male.

I do this from a pure heart, and besides it also helps to keep unfavorable attention away from me…but that’s not why I do it…really.

Sometimes I even have to speak truth to black people who do not understand how white privilege works. I have no problem telling black people who do not think the way that I do that they are race traitors. They have to understand that nothing is ever their own fault…whatever the problem may be. It is my job to let black people know that the bank loans they have been denied, the police stops, the disparate incaceration rate and every other problem they face in society is never their fault. It is the system’s fault. They have to understand this. It is for their own good.

Any black person who does not accept this way of thinking, thinks differently, and has an independent mind is just an Uncle Tom who lives in the sunken place. They must understand that they are victims of the system and they need me, Y. T. McWhitey to be their hero.

Don’t you just love me?

The white self loathing liberal saboteur

The white liberal who is always involved in the act of virtue signaling is a fool. This person wants desperately to be patted on the shoulder, so s/he engages in self sabotage, constantly punching him/herself in his/her own face, screaming, begging for attention hoping that someone, anyone would recognize his/her selflessness. This white lefty views his self flagellation as heroic behavior, and craves attention from “people of color” especially black people. S/he wants to be their hero, and if that means castigating other white people for no other reason than them being white s/he is fully commited to that cause. This self hating white liberal is easy to spot. S/he is the one who shouts the loudest, with a look of self satisfaction in a protest, with black people all around her. Down with white privilege s/he screams with a look of  pomposity on his/her face. 

This self saboteur wears a cloak of sanctimony that makes her feel a tingle run down her spine, because in her own mind she is demonstrating to the world that she cares. She is down with the struggle. She is happy to show up at rallies shouting f*** white supremacy at anyone who does not share her views. It is wholly lost on this individual that at real white supremacy gatherings, the reason that the white supremacists are usually out numbered ten fold by counter protesters is because most people are against that type of bigotry. Calling other white people racist with nothing to back it up is a favorite past time of this dolt because in his mind, it makes him look like he is sensitive and enlightened. He is woke doggone it! And he wants everyone to know it. 

This fool, in her eagerness to demonstrate that she is one of the good white people thinks that it is a virtue to hold black people and others she has relegated to the realm of victims to a lower standard.  The self loathing white liberal thinks that it is his job to protect anyone who is not white, and will make excuses for bad behavior by them, even when the facts are slapping him in the face. This white leftist loves getting that pat on his shoulder as he shows the world that he is one of the mindful ones. Encouraged by the attention he craves, and receives for acting like he hates those who look like himself, he becomes more vociferous as he preaches about the dangers of old white men in particular, and the white male patriarchy in general. At times he even calls for violence against those who look like himself, and he is often cheered on for being “brave.”  This white liberal says things like “without white boys being able to empathize with other people, humanity will continue to destroy itself,” or  “I am ashamed to be white,” or that the white nuclear family is promoting white supremacy. He is filled with pride when he hears a prominent black person say “I have given up on white people. He nods his head in approval. 

His presence is ubiquitous. She thrives on college campuses. She is in the class room indoctrinating those she has been charged with educating, poisoning young fertile minds devoid of the capacity to reason. He is on the student council demanding safe spaces for the easily offended. When he is not occupied securing safe spaces, he is making demands that any one who disagrees with him not be allowed to speak on the campus. Delicate flower that he is, he has no problem throwing a tantrum when his indoctrinators fail to meet his demands. He excels at hurling insults, and personal attacks at anyone he deems unworthy of a platform. This white liberal is not averse to looting, rioting, and using violence as a tool. These “freedom fighters” are more dangerous than the Klu klux klan because unlike the Klu klux klan whose numbers are few and lack power;  they are many, many more. The media cheers them on and Hollywood loves them. 

This white liberal hates independent black thinkers and other minorities who think for themselves. These white vainglorious social justice warriors save some of their most poisonous venom for independent thinking black people. In spectacular displays of lacking self awareness, they often call the black independent thinker a race traitor, and accuses him of self loathing. These white liberals, so filled with virtue, and who want so much for the world to love them, and know that they are woke have even been known to label some of their black detractors as “white supremacists.” They mean well, these buffoons. They are just trying to help. This, more than anything is what makes them dangerous