Hey black people! Yeah all you with the extra melanin. Michelle Obama is mad at you. She expressed her frustration over you in her soon to be released documentary. Why was Michelle O’ mad at all of you with the dark skinned hue? Well ya didn’t show up and vote Democrat in the last Presidential Elections. Because of you black people, because of you Hillary Clinton is not President of the United States, carrying on the legacy of Barrack Hussein O’ the magnificent (give praise to his name for he is great). 

Listen to Bella Michelle, “So the day I left the White House and I write about how painful it was to sit on that stage. A lot of our folks didn’t vote. It was almost like a slap in the face.” Got that darkies? By not showing up in droves and voting Democrat, you slapped Mrs. Obama in the face.

Didn’t you get the memo black citizens of these United States? You’d better get yourself in line and get with the program. Whats that…earn your vote? Who do you think you are black man? Who do you think you are black woman? You need to stop acting as though you have a mind of your own…talking about earn your vote. Democrats don’t have to earn your vote. You are black! They don’t have to earn your vote at all. All they have to do is call the other guy or the other gal a racist, and then you go do your duty black dude. 

You just get on down to the voting booth and give your vote to whoever the Democrat running for office is. You heard Michelle! Well just in case you didn’t get it, Michelle went on to elaborate. “The people who didn’t vote at all, the young people, the women, that’s when you think, man, people think this is a game,” she continued. “It wasn’t just in this election. Every midterm. Every time Barack didn’t get the Congress he needed, that was because our folks didn’t show up. After all that work, they just couldn’t be bothered to vote at all. That’s my trauma.” 

Hope you were paying attention to Michelle talk about “our folks.” That’s right. You have already been told, you don’t have your own mind. You don’t get to think and make decisions for yourself. You are their folks and as their folks you just go ahead and vote Democrat.  

Forget that the woman that she wanted you to vote for is the grand champion of flooding black neighborhoods with abortion clinics that have helped to keep the black population stagnated for decades, as twenty million black babies have bee denied seeing the light of day. 

Yeah black people, do as Michell says and vote for the people who fight for the rights of illegal immigrants over the rights of United States citizens.  Vote for the people who stand on the sidelines cheering and promoting the growth of the illegal population from all across Latin America, as the black population is simultaneously artificially pushed down even more as a result. Who cares!?! 

Just go ahead and vote for the people who tell you that your daughters have to share locker rooms, and bathrooms with boys who call themselves girls. Vote for the people who enthusiastically, and aggressively defend the rights of boys who call themselves girls to compete against your daughters in sports. Vote for the people who would bring the weight of Government against you to force you to bake a cake for a gay wedding against the deep convictions of your own conscience. 

Vote for the people who have been running black inner cities where crime is rampant, poverty is widespread, and education is substandard. Just ignore the fact that the people who send their own children to private schools would deny you the right to do the same, by them consistently coming out against school vouchers that having been key in raising the standard of education for some black children. 

No, none of that matters. Pay no attention to their constant race baiting, their insistence on portraying you as victims, or their awful policies. What matters most of all is that you are black. They don’t have to compete for your vote. You owe it to them, although exactly why they can’t tell you, and besides, orange man bad. So there!