The Democrat Party clown show

The Democrat Party clown show
The Democrat clown show is up and running, and boy this gang is a riot. But unlike most regular clowns who desperately try to be funny to make you laugh, these clowns are serious and they want you to to take them seriously.
As each Democrat clown makes an entrance onto the stage, one is prepared to give everyone of them a chance to make a case because after all, it’s not supposed to be a clown show. This is after all series business, but without fail, as each one of them opens the mouth to speak, before you know it; you find yourself rolling on the floor laughing.
It makes no difference which one of them is on the stage, whether it be the communist millionaire complaining about millionaires and billionaires, or the old privileged white guy apologizing for being an old privileged white guy, these clowns have the audience unintentionally slapping their knees and grabbing their stomachs in uncontrollable laughter.
Just as one begins to sober up from the drunkening effects of the side splitting laughter, along comes the self righteous religious zealot gay guy elling everybody that they have to accept homosexuality as a legitimate lifestyle otherwise God will strike them with a bolt of lightning (satire people, lighten up). He is then followed by the fake Navajo or Commanche Indian…or is it Cherokee? Well whatever…the fake Native American, also worth millions of dollars, also railing against those “millionaires and billionaires”…in the most sanctimonious voice she could muster of course.
As this bunch make their way across the country, and they put away the pleasantries toward each other, they are beginning to get a little more serious, but each time they attempt to do it, one has to ask, are these people really serious or are they pulling our legs again?
Who could forget the high faultin former Deputy DA telling her drones that while she was in college, she once smoked weed to Tupac and Snoop Dog playing in the background. Thing is, when she was in College, neither Snoop nor Tupac had ever released any music. And by the time Snoop and Tupac had released their music she was already the Deputy DA. So she was either lying about smoking weed in college, or she simply mixed up the timeline, and she was smoking weed to Tupac and Smoop Dog while she was already a Deputy DA, probably putting people in jail for smoking weed.

One could be forgiven if at anytime one expected her to bust out with “you’ve been punked,” but She never did. At that time you just accept that it was just a bad joke by the unfunny clown.

As they take their clown show all across the country the response is the same. Earlier in the week, they were trying to see which one of them could be the most offended by a statement made by fellow Presidential seat seeker and clown extraordinaire Joseph Biden. Virtue was on full display as they each shook their finger at old uncle Joe.

No matter where they go, the response is the same from many in the country. People just have to shake their heads and laugh. Then the people are shaken into a sense of foreboding because they realize these clowns are being serious, and at that moment they don’t know if to continue laughing or begin crying.

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